Oh, just that time when S.E. Hinton (who wrote your fave best book The Outsiders which became your best fave movie) basically said I was Kim Basinger. Suck it, everyone ever.

HAPPY 2015 DOLL-BABIES! I’m in studio/in rehearsals right now so it’s been the sound of crickets chirping for you, I know. Don’t worry. Have something sickening plotted for you ASAP.

In the meantime, go add yourself to my fan page and Twitter for MOREMOREMORE

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