Because I never record covers (I genuinely don’t) and even if I ever did, I certainly wouldn’t SHARE them (perish the thought), this is like, SPECIALZ, mmmkay? Hope you like (or alternately, hate) The Cure, because one way to ensure people will come up to you in the street and say “you RUINED music” is by releasing your version of a beloved 80’s classic (that 100% DOES happen.)

Side note, scaryface present and accounted for, but I still haven’t got half the Bonne Bell/Wet n’ Wild Robert Smith is wearing in any photo ever, so here’s hoping he and I can have a walk-off that ends in a 1 year contract saying “Easy, Breezy, Beautiful…..”

(Just kidding, you know I’ve got the London look.)

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